Damn you for this hold you have on me. I have to have you every morning.
But this morning… This morning I finally convinced myself to break free.
I.ate.Shredded.Wheat.
For breakfast.
Without bacon.
Or ketchup.
I let you go McDonalds! Take that!
And what do you do ?? You! You! You damn you, you bring out your two for one coupons! Taunting me. Enticing me. But I am stronger than that. I can beat this.
Right?
=)
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sizzlesays said,
March 13, 2008 at 3:51 am
Baby steps away from the McDonalds!
Colonel Colonel said,
March 13, 2008 at 11:30 am
Sometimes cold turkey is not the way to go. Allow a few strips of bacon beside your shredded wheat.
NerdGirl said,
March 13, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Sizzle: easier said than done!
Colonel: Bacon and Shredded Wheat! When my coworkers ask about this combination (I eat breaky at work) I am going to tell them you said it was ok! =)
prin said,
March 14, 2008 at 2:56 am
Yey! I think the clumps in your arteries just started clapping. Yes, they’ve developed arms and hands. 😀
Keri said,
March 14, 2008 at 7:09 pm
You can totally beat this! Absolutely! McD’s has nothin’ on shredded wheat! oh…except for those tasty hashbrowns and the pancakes and the McMuffin w/out the egg.
But you can totally beat this! 🙂
my cowgirl alter-ego said,
March 17, 2008 at 4:53 am
You can do it! Don’t make us send you a copy of Super Size Me! Shredded wheat sounds so much, um, better!