WANTED: Partner In Crime

My partner in crime has gone m.i.a for months now.

Positive qualities in Partner in Crime:

  • a love of Jaegermeister
  • French Toast for dinner – Yes!
  • a secret addiction to Coronation Street !!!
  • understanding the appeal of spending an entire Sunday watching Sopranos reruns, or alternatively, sitting at the Cecil (or both)
  • Must be prepared to eat like a King, be loved like a best friend should and receive lots of hugs (Im a hugger)
  • Must have experience with occasional stubborness
  • … and craziness
  • and a little more stubborness
  • Must not hit on my girlfriend!  =)
  • capable of unconditional love despite numerous flaws (which, of course, we do not talk about!)
  • Theory!
  • capable of making an occasional McGriddle run (lol McGriddle runs OFTEN!)

In return Partner In Crime will receive

  • Lots of baking
  • Lots of love
  • mild irritation
  • someone in your corner, even when you are wrong or have been very, very bad!
  • unconditional love
  • a friend that will get you into events like Exotic Dancers for Cancer
  • a friend who can make a mean martini and still cook you a roast
  • sometimes running jump start hugs when I havent seen you in awhile
  • a friend who will notice the hot chick before you do
  • the PERFECT Wing(wo)man

Miss You.



  1. sizzlesays said,

    April 29, 2008 at 7:55 am

    Where is he? Why isn’t he coming back? 😦

  2. bighair said,

    April 29, 2008 at 9:45 am

    i will send in my resume.

  3. Keri said,

    April 29, 2008 at 10:23 am

    I think I’d have a chance at this except for the Sunday part. Sunday is for laying around in your underwear…and eating pie.

  4. katelin said,

    April 29, 2008 at 11:34 am

    French toast for breakfast sounds amazing, mmmmm.

  5. prin said,

    April 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Aw, you lost me at Coronation Street. lol


  6. Valley Girl said,

    April 30, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Okay, I don’t know what Coronation Street is, but can I be your PIC? =)

  7. May 1, 2008 at 4:47 am

    This is very sad- where’d he go?

  8. NerdGirl said,

    May 1, 2008 at 8:44 am

    He hasn’t gone anywhere in particular … just away from me! Living his own life doing his own things I miss him but hope he is happy …

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